| TEAMS | GENERAL MANAGERS |
| Anaheim | Dan Rudd |
| Winnipeg | Chuck Clark |
| Boston | Anthony Curatolo |
| Buffalo | Dr. Richard Painter |
| Calgary | Taylor Arcaini |
| Carolina | Chadwick Wisengaard |
| Chicago | Kevin Lapointe |
| Colorado | Brodie Ellis |
| Dallas | Daddy WhoreBuck§ |
| Detroit | Wayne Herbert |
| Edmonton | Andrew Bradley |
| Florida | Mike Clarke |
| LosAngeles | Vacant |
| Montreal | "Sober" Josh Gordon |
| Nashville | Jhett Folk |
| New Jersey | Shawn Lawrence |
| Islanders | White Skinny |
| Rangers | Mark "Pick EM" Mead |
| Ottawa | Colin March |
| Philly | Dave Biskup |
| Phoenix | Jeremy Wall |
| Pittsburgh | Mike Osterloh |
| St. Louis | Cory Williams |
| San Jose | Matt Fair |
| Tampa Bay | Pierre Ouellette |
| Toronto | Mark Kostovski |
| Vancouver | Not Tiger Williams |
| Washington | Grant Semelman |
| Columbus | Todd Parry |
| Minnesota | Jake Mednick |
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