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SCANDAL! WHAT HAPPENED TO MATT BULL!
Congratulations to Jeremy Wall and the Phoenix Coyotes on winning their 2nd Smitty Cup.
CEHL Free Agency is just under way, but a new story has just emerged with profound implications for the Philadelphia Flyers organization. The CEHLPI has learned that through DNA testing, the charred remains of Matt Bullís goalie equipment have been found near a go-kart track outside of Gamebridge, Ontario.
Bull was a resident of Grand Prairie, Alberta. It appears he was in town to take in a Blue Jays game with some friends that he grew up with near Orillia. Bull has not been seen since drunkenly stumbling outside of the Boston Pizza at Front & John after the Jays 7-1 loss to the damn Yankees on Tuesday.
However, the CEHLPI suspects that aspiring Canadian actor, Kyle Warren, who grew up in Gamebridge, could be involved in this case. Warren has appeared in such films as the remake of Total Recall and the hit TV show, Glee. The stunning connection in this case is that Kyle Warren attended high school with Commissioner Williams & LA GM Steve Laundrie & Calgary GM Darryl Jeffay at Brock High School in Cannington.
It was here that Williamsí left-wing political ideals and Warrenís jock personality, coupled with his Mormon upbringing, clashed. After a few years of living in American locales such as Las Vegas and Los Angeles, Warrenís career began to collapse almost before it started. A drug scandal and a failed attempt to start a boy band took itís toll.
In the end, Warren was jealous of Bullís success as a GIS technician. He wants nothing more than to destroy the CEHL from the inside and he was going to use Matt Bullís Flyers as his launching pad.
Fortunately, the CEHLPI was able to catch wind of this dastardly plot before it was too late. Matt Bullís body may never be found, but his dedication and website banners will live on forever. The league is also accepting applications for a new Philly GM.
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