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The CEHL season 20 playoffs are currently in the 2nd round. There has been a lot of bad blood on the ice thus far and some GMs have filed complaints with the commissh about intentional acts of violence that have resulted in injuries to star players.
A major incident occured on Long Island tonight. The Caps star forward Taylor Hall received a 5 game suspension after deliberately striking veteran Isles D Dan Boyle in the eye with his stick. Boyle is expected to miss the rest of the series and possibly a few more games in the semi-finals, should New York advance. Lundqvist shutout Washington and only faced 19 shots.
The CEHLPI has obtained BBM records from unknown sources that show GM Andrew Moorehead texting team employees before the matchup that Taylor Hall was a goon and to warn players about Hall's dirty and careless style of play. The GM formerly known as White Skinny is said to be organizing an invite-only retreat at a Niagara winery where he will reveal the true nature of his secret, psychic powers.
Sabres cornerstones D Drew Doughty and LW Evander Kane are both on the IR heading into game 4 in Buffalo. It is also good news that they have won the 1st 3 games and are going for the sweep on home ice. GM Richard "Doc" Painter is taking a 2 week subbatical from his ER duties in Winnipeg to personally insure that his players will be back on the ice as soon as legally possible.
Few know that Painters was actually a medical consultant for the film, Any Given Sunday. Fewer know that he was kicked off the set multiple times for refusing to leave Al Pacino's trailer. Can anyone question Painter's ablity to manipulate concussion testing results? I think not.
Shea Weber was also hurt tonight after blocking a shot within the 1st minute of overtime. Martin Hanzal ended up with the winner about 4 miuntes after this injury.
Dan Rudd has Patrick Kane on the bench because he is the ultimate absentee GM. Coach Ron Rolston has tried to reach Rudd, but he has turned most of his attention to working with minor hockey teams in the city of Brotherly Love.
Hart trophy nominee Sidney Crosby was the 1st star with 2 goals and an assist as the Avalanche stunned the Coyotes 6 to 1. Unfortunately, no one was injured in the contest. This could be attributed to a lack of physical play from both teams.
LA GM Steve Laundrie was quoted as saying "What the fuck Waller? You beat me in game 7 and then you drop 3 in a row? This is bullshit! Your team fucking sucks and I knew it. If Ryan Nugent-Hopkins is leading the team in hits, you've got fucking issues. Take a page out of everyone else's playbook and murder Crosby!"
Commissioner Williams has apparently contacted former Carolina GM Aaron "Benji" Cook in regards to coming on board as the CEHL VP of Player Safety. This would be a very strange appointment indeed given accusations that Benji maintained a website for the "Carolina Mafia" who offered to injur other teams players for cash. However, given that today is Martin Luther King day in the United States, Benji was also the first GM to dress an all-black staring lineup. This unit included Donald Brashear, Peter Worrell, Mike Grier, Georges Laraque, d-man Jean-Luc Grand-Pierre and full-time starter Kevin Weekes.
No one can argue that despite his checkered past, Benji was an influential figure in molding the CEHL into what it has become in season 20.
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